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Karnal Sin

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PostSubject: The Book of Quotes   The Book of Quotes I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 29, 2012 1:05 pm

Schatten: Malak charges for blow job lessons. He can teach you a thing or two, Shibao.
Sorah: WTF HAHAHAHA
Malak: Yeah, you gotta twist and swirl.
Schatten: Isn't that the same thing? You gotta clarify for us noobies.
Malak: It's more to do with the curvature of the neck.

LOL <3
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PostSubject: Re: The Book of Quotes   The Book of Quotes I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 29, 2012 1:32 pm

Malak, SK, Erik and Marianne did the Summer Blockbuster event IC. They did hard drugs, tripped balls, and thought they were actually in the movies as they watched them.



Malak: "Everyone has their three D glasses?"

Erik: "Word."

Marianne: Ugh, I hate these. They play hell with my cybernetics.

*Marianne's drugs kick in, she begins tripping balls*

Marianne: ...Whoa. These glasses are way better than usual. It's like I'm actually in the movie.

Marianne: ...Feels like I can reach out and touch this money.

Malak: "It's like Inception." It's not.




*SK DC's, we reinvite him, we ALL DC out of the event*

Marianne: I can't believe we got kicked out of the theater. This is -your- fault.

Malak: "No it's not. Look just go in with a moustache it works for me."

Marianne: ...A moustache? Ugh, that's ridiculous. Well, whatever!





*They go back in and watch TIME GLADIATOR*

Marianne: ...AAAAH

Marianne: What the hell's happening?! Why are we in an arena?!

Erik: SOMETHINGSOMETHING SPARTAAA!!!

Marianne: I hate Time Gladiator movies!

Malak: Are you kidding me this is the best part.

Marianne: This is the -worst- part. This whole thing's the worst part!

Malak: Just because we skipped your movie...

Marianne: We didn't skip it! You got us kicked out of the theater!



*They start fighting the giant robots*

Marianne: What's even going on? This is TERRIBLE symbolism.

Malak: Very clearly the machine represents an end to human emotion and stagnity.

Marianne: What the hell does that even mean. Casino Heist better be showing again after this.




*They go and see Casino Heist next*

Marianne: See? Isn't this better? It's -way- more exciting.

Malak: I don't know I mean it has some big plot holes. Why is it skipping back and forth in time? Like is this after they stole the stuff? Did they get tracked? By what?

*The Sylvia Rexton fight starts*

Marianne: Tch. It's totally obvious- ooh, shut up. This actress is hot.

Erik: You reading the subtitles? They were tracked.

Malak: Not any good thieves if they were tracked!

Marianne: Yeah but it makes for a fun movie, so QUIET.



*They finish watching the movie*

Malak: "The only good part of that was watching someone named DuBois die."

Marianne: Tch, whatever.

Marianne: ...That was a good part, though.




*They all wake up in the ruins of a theater the next day.*
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PostSubject: Re: The Book of Quotes   The Book of Quotes I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 12, 2012 2:39 pm

Malak: Oh yeah you want me, Synful Seduction? Oh no, you want him...Placenta? That's a weird fucking global name.

Sorah: WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: The Book of Quotes   The Book of Quotes I_icon_minitimeWed Aug 15, 2012 6:17 pm

Chimera II: ZOMG
Chimera II: WTF
Chimera II: JFK
Chimera II: BBQ
Karnal Sin: JFK?
Chimera II: He was a president.
Karnal Sin: HAHalsknglaksnglaksnglasnglaskgnaslkgn
Chimera II: Of the United States of America.
Karnal Sin: GENUINE LULZ
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